Sunday, June 14, 2009

Installing Love



"The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good,
but that God will make us good because He loves us;
just as the roof of a sunhouse does not attract the sun because it is bright,
but becomes bright because the sun shines on it."

C.S. Lewis

INSTALLING LOVE

Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love.
Can you guide me though the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you.
Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical,
but I think I'm ready.
What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now.
Is it okay to install Love
while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt,
Low Self-Esteem,
Grudge and Resentment running
right now.
Tech Support: No problem,
Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system.
It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs.
Love will eventually override
Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called Christ-Esteem.
However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment.

Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed.
Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off.
Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure.
Go to your start menu and select Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done!
Love has started installing itself.
Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says,
"Error - Program not run on
external components."
What should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry.
It means that the Love program
is set up to run on Internal Hearts,
but has not yet been run on your Heart.
In Non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance;
then click on the following Files:
Forgive-Self;
Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them
to the "My Heart" directory.
The system will overwrite
any conflicting files and
begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete
Verbose Self-criticism
from all directories
and empty your Recycle Bin
to make sure it is completely gone
and never comes back
.
Customer: Got it. Hey!
My heart is filling up with new files. Joy is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart.
Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it
at the proper time.
So Love is installed and running.
One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware.
Be sure to give it
and its various modules
to everyone you meet.
They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules
back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God.

Have a blessed day basking in His Love,

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